Welcome to the menagerie of mayhem
We would like to herd all you pet players to swarm down to Fallen Angels and create a new colony of critters. Whether you are a stray, feral, monster or beast all are welcome at this animal feast.
If you're a puppy pinning for a pack
or a pony wanting a place to kick back,
need a den for your flamboyant fox
or a kitty seeking a cardboard box,
we will give you the room
to stretch your legs, peacock and groom
your paws and tails, whiskers and fur
to let you whinny, snuffle and purr.
All breeds and species and hybrids are welcome
to play and snooze, canter and run.
Be a squirting squirrel or rampant raccoon,
bondage bunny or howling baboon
Trainers, owners and admirers too
we have the nest or stable for you.
And in our creative corner we can help you look-a-likey
to enable you to tune into your pet psyche.
So bring your water bowls, hay and training toys,
your leads and squeaky balls for all of the joys,
wearing a onsie or whiskers on your nose,
a unicorn horn or paw socks on your toes,
black sensual leather or a harness of glitter,
come down in your finery and be your own critter,
and cause a stampede to Fallen Angels Ark
its the newest Midlands Pet Play Park!